Saturday, August 16, 2008
so u guys..temme, wats ur idea of "d perfect date"....
so get creative...write watever u want, candidly.... after all dis is ur blog too!!!
....In Romeo N’ Juliet century u know how love grows, they can do wotever they’ve to, to win over the love of their life, even if they have to sacrifice themselves they will…. Well but now that’s all is bullshiT… There are fractions or I should say neglible people who still follow the foot steps of Romeo & Juliet…
…...we all once in our lyf tym had a crush on smbdy, bt cant persuade it into a better relationship, y?...simple reason..." coz that crush always keep on changing" , thr may be legions of reasons to convince u that y you’d never win over that moment, but this reason I think is authentic..today u saw mind boggling girl, 5ft 6", big eyes, hairs hanging down on her shoulders, she is burning like a tones of nuclear fission is occurring on her 32-26-32 body ….ohhh goddd how HoT she is, I want tht girl... next dayyy busHhhhhhh!! everything black-out, that girl she become a past now, noow u r in other mission (other girl) now....u swerving day by day n' at last u end up with having nothing, well u r soo pickkyyy that u cant even stick to one girl, list of hallmarks of ur kinda girl never ends...that is the main reason y we r still single..... :(
....... But dont u think being a single is better than stick to one person only...u'v to hang out with a same girl or a boy, u'v spend on her ol d tym, to handle her so called "nakhrey", cell phone bills bla bla.....tension building ol over you....u reached 20,(i think thats the perfect age when u goes thru this fever) n’ u get serious fr her/him, and u metamorphosing into a DUMB person n’ she/he(* most of the cases its “SHE”) dnt give a f**k abt it...thr may be sm relation that admirable but most of thm are sooo lyk this....
.....i think its not the tym to go thru all these BakWaas......i think its a tym to solve those huge Einstein's equation. To be a good train-spotter u dnt not to waste ur tym on these activities... u r sooo little to organize or tackle these responsibities...its tooo much for ur tiny brain....thr is soooooooo much lyf left for these things...thr r soo many things to do in this world n' u r bounding it by having a quick relationship....so stop following the herd and start doing meaningful things....
.........so grab a beer n' enjoy with ur best friends who helped u out of evry problems...they are the best things that u ever had... :)
CHEERs (in the name of d SingLEs and FRIENDS)
Thursday, August 14, 2008
"You can do whatever you darn well please."
"Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face."
"Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?"
"You can leave bra and other unmentionables in view." --kkj199
"You can slump around the house in any old thing." --sfgirl
"You can go out and flirt as much as your heart desires, without a worry in the world."
"You can have male/female friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on."
"There is no one putting you on a tiny pedestal that you can fall off of at any moment, unless you are focusing on your balance all day long."
"No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on."
"You no longer have to reassure him/her that he/she does indeed look like Bruce Willis/Angelina Jolie."
"If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed."
"You don't have to worry if he/she will or won't call."
umm..sorry if mch of it seems 4 girls.. bt if u luk hard quite a lot of it applies 2 men 2.. :D
n ya..i had 2 delete d censored stuff.... jst had 2!!!
first of all, m supposing dis single means d relationship singles..and nt d music singles..cuz while i no a lot bout 1(m d guru on relationships,, u c.. :D ), m totally naive bout d other one..!!
so lemme begin..
well being single is a state of existence wich i havnt been acquaintained wid 4 quite a long tym.. bt as i remmbr it..it ws one-of-its-kinds kinda bliss..
c being single cums wid a lot of fun things attached wid it...u dont hav 2 talk 2 d same person evn wen u dont feel like it, u wudnt hav 2 go on boringg shoping sprees(dat r nt evn 4 u), no need 2 learn d emotional games wich definately cum in handy in a relatnshp.., u can talk, hold hands, kiss..blah blah wid ne1 of d opposite sex widout feeling guilty bout it..,, u can wear wat u want(dis one is 4 gals only..4 guys- u can wear d same clothes 4 as many days as u want), u can do watever u want(read: smoking, drinking, partying all nite.... trust me, wid a bf/gf around, none of dose things happen), and d biggest advantage of all.... being single all ur lyf(till d tym ur parents start egging u 2 get into d M-- thing), u dont hav all d failed relatnshps behind u, so ur nt dat bad of an emotional mess!!!!
and god save u if decide on a live-in relationshp... i hav a whole list of cons 4 dat as well...bt mayb 4 dat v'll strt another topic..
so 2 summarize..: being single rocckkss!,, BuT.. dats nt 2 say dat relatnshps suck.. u no wid d rite ingredients(by dat i only mean d rite person n d rite attitude) u mite jst b able 2 hit it, u mite jst b able 2 get into one of dose elusive "successful relatnshps"..
PS :ppl hu strt d topic r supposed 2 post as well...so its ur turn(u no hu u r, so hurry up!)
Sunday, August 10, 2008
............so wot we r doing now, ne1 frm us will give a topic n' we'v to write on it....
for now tht ne1 is me...so i m givin the topic.... d topic is ==> abt "S!NGLES"...
lets start blogging....
Saturday, July 26, 2008
there is one very simple reason for everyone to strt watching seinfeld-- it dispenses valuable pointers for lyf... some of them are:
men know wat women need, women know what women need, men know what men need... wat do men need? they need women...its so simple!
looking at cleavage is like looking at d sun. You dont stare at it, its too risky. You get a sense of it and den u look away....
I do know that I have some kind of a talent - something to offer. I just don't know what it is yet!
and den there are d one-liners...so funny:
I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? Introducing 'Lite' - The new way to spell 'Light', but with twenty per cent fewer letters. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits in the newspaper.